Minebot45's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[YIIKmas 2021: A Post-modern Art Collab]

Not unlike a car accident, I am repulsed but fascinated by anything relating to this game (largely due to Chris and the funni boys' endurance run thereof), and this is no exception.

Jokes aside, I'm impressed at how much effort (almost) everyone put into their submissions, especially considering the subject matter they were dealing with. 5/5, would vibrate with motion again.

(Now if only Lolwutburger and Ropesnek would make Newgrounds accounts if they haven't already...)

TheHauntling responds:

I'm so glad that we're getting a ton of feedback it the project! Thankies.

[Pengu Saves Christmas original]

First the Tankmas AdventURE, now this. Why can I never do these advent things on time so that these gaping holes in the medals window don't eat away at my soul every second that they're there?

2021-12-21 17:56 CST EDIT: Okay, so you CAN get the medals outside of their respective days, so why I didn't get them from initially beating the levels is anyone's guess.

Stepford responds:

You can do this one out of order and still get all of the medals!

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2021]

Don't worry if you missed a day and seemingly can't get a medal; these things reset every December 1st, so you just have to wait another year to fill that increasingly-painful hole in the medals section.

(I really should set more reminders for these sorts of things...)

BrandyBuizel responds:

Don't listen to sausage, he read it wrong, you DID NOT **** yourself next year :)

[Money Man: Classic]

i feel like i just popped in a disc full of shitty shareware games

gymba responds:

good job getting the point

[PcBoy800 3 Demo 1]

Have you considered adding audio?

Bulavo72ka responds:

Audio, not music. I will add it. Thanks for rating.

[RRGGBB]

There's nothing quite like the feeling of when a puzzle suddenly clicks, and you think "huh, that's actually pretty clever".

[Newgrounds Night Rappin']

The fact that you managed to make a functional rhythm game in an engine as bare-bones as fucking Scratch is impressive enough to not blam this.

That said, why should I play this when the real (and, let's not kid ourselves, exponentially better) deal is also on the site? Especially since the instrumental for certain songs (everything after Jebus) just straight-up doesn't play here.

3/5, would hope in vain for the game to either get better or suck more again.

(I kinda wanna see what the project file for this looks like. I need to know how many blocks were used.)

StickminFanboi responds:

So yeah the after Jebus thing I know of and am fixing, art is being redone and new songs are in the making. This game wasn't necessarily supposed to be good (I mean come on, it's scratch) it was done to be a showcase of what scratch can do, even if.. it still kind of sucks. Also source code will be out soon I promise

[PICOLLAGE2020]

...I got nothing, this is probably the greatest representation of this site. At least, until the 30th anniversary rolls around.

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE: Middle of BillPremo's submission.
CREAM CHEESE SANDWICHES: Top-right corner of Mismash's submission.
BFFS: It's the one closest to Jeff's heart. Come on, it's kinda hard to miss.

[Diamond Hollow II]

Only thing I don't understand (and this applies to all of this guy's games, not just this one) is why health drops as infrequently as it does.

[Drawing Master]

>trying to put a mobile game on newgrounds
>"more games" button leads to one of those elsagate-type websites that does nothing but bootleg other, more popular games
>description is full of spelling and grammatical errors (then again, the uploader may not be native English speaker since their location says Bosnia & Herzegovina)
>no doubt stolen artwork used for one of the puzzles

This is not the Google Play Store. We at Newgrounds actually care about what sort of content we host and thus have some quality control.